Spicy Tote Bag – Hello I Am So F*cking Horny

Turn heads and start conversations with this bold, spicy tote bag. Perfect for carrying groceries, books, or your secret stash of toys ?. Made with 100% certified organic cotton, it’s durable, eco-friendly, and unapologetically loud about your mood.

100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill

Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

Long, sturdy straps for everyday use


This tote makes the perfect gift for spicy readers, bachelorette parties, or anyone who loves a good laugh!