Spicy Tote Bag – Hello I Am Wet | Funny NSFW Tote for Smut Readers

This tote doesn’t play innocent, it gets straight to the point 😈
Loud, dirty, and a little reckless, it’s the bag you bring when you want people to know exactly where your mind’s at.
Fill it with spicy books, bottles of wine, or your late-night essentials ✨️ it can handle it all.

NSFW design that always gets a reaction

Perfect for smut readers, wild nights, and horny besties

Durable cotton that can take on your heaviest hauls

Roomy enough for groceries, romance hauls, or toys you don’t want to explain


Details:

100% certified organic cotton

Size: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″

Holds up to 30 lbs

Long straps for easy carry


Perfect for:

Romance readers who only shop in the “spicy” aisle

Bachelorette gifts that don’t get forgotten

Girls’ nights, book clubs, or your next walk of shame

Anyone bold enough to carry their filth in style

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SpicySpineDesigns and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1021 E Lincolnway
Unit #1028
Cheyenne, WY 82001 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.